Joe’s Trash Can: Life Advice From Joe

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Dear Trashy

I met a really cool guy I like. We get along great but he’s a heavy smoker. Most of the time
I just can’t stand the smell or even the thought of kissing him. Apart from that we
get along great. Any advice? Jenny in Tampa

Answer

Howdy Jenny, if ya’ll get along well then you should overlook the smoky smell. Just tell your partner you aren’t into kissing him. Hell, who knows, maybe there’s something stinky
about you that he doesn’t like either. Sometimes you just gotta roll with things. Joe


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Dear Trashy

I recently found out that a guy I know at my gym is banging my old girlfriend. She’s
at the gym all the time also. How do I handle this? Its really pissing me off.
Frank in Miami

Answer

Frank, you gotta let go man. Just let go and move on. She’s someone else’s problem
now. That’s the way ya’ll got to look at it. There’s plenty of fish in the sea so don’t sweat it. Joe


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Dear Joe

I met this great girl at a local tavern the other day. One thing led to another and we ended up going back to her house to have sex. That’s when I noticed she had feet like a potato picker. Full of corns and bunions. I was horrified.  I like her, but the feet might be a show stopper. Now what do I do? Steve outside of Seattle.

Answer

Dear Steve. I knows exactly how ya feel. My misses has horrible feet also. Hammer toes and bunion city. First time I layed eyes on that, I was like “gawd damn girl, you need to get your ass in for a pedi”. Well she did. Course, she still has hammer toes, but bunion city is mostly gone. I’d call it bunion village now. It ain’t ever gonna be perfect though.
I reckon you could buy your girl a gift card to the pediologist or whatever they’re called. It sure can’t hurt things. Joe


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Dear Trashy

I’m a single male and i’ve had herpes for 3 years now. Do you think I have a responsibility
to tell the women i’m with that I have herpes before I have sex with them? Mark in Cleveland

Answer

Heya Mark. Damn straight you have a duty to inform your partner that you have herpes. Same goes for any other disease as well. How the hell would you feel if the shoe were on the other foot. So  make sure you do the right thing. Joe


 

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